BAD
SHAMAN


we put the 'sham' back in shaman...

the beast

click the moose man for a special HOUSE OF LOVE picture album!

 

ahhhh
we're all bad shaman on this bus


we recommend combining all maoi's available		 bad new
 tribal bohos with big white boy dreads and abstract tatts


let your herbal tincture's rot!~!
smear them all over your body
run screaming down the street

trip at Wal-Mart
and find your spirit guide there -
 slash prices

we offer beaver sticks, amanita caps, holy socks, spirit sac (TM), mt. nebo accelerator (TM), crystal wands, mardooff (TM), instructional videos, spirit energy tuner
and energy diversifier (TM)

the real shamen are in asylums
or down on the street
mumbling all their secrets into their snotty sleeves.
 
 
absinthe

 

be fooled
by cheap imitations

relax,
we'll send you a beautiful boho rattle
 plus a copy of
Rituals of the Neo-Urban_Techno-tribalist (NUTT)(TM)((TM)( (TM)((NUTT)(TM)((TM)


written on an extended trance
 on sacred mount nebo.

 


some exercises for the NUTT

Girls, have "badshaman.com' tattoed above your ass

become lifetime members.(TM)

Send us a picture and
you'll receive a free assault and battery protection amulet!
 (TM)(with full assembly instructions.
(packet of salt tied to a battery)(batteries not included)


 
All products include our unique ANTI GUARANTEE!! (TM)
 

We just want to separate you from that which makes you wince(TM)( and clench(TM)(, i.e. the 'wallet' or 'purse' decorating paper - which causes so much discomfort.


Send those bad vibes to us and cleanse yourself of them! We shall transact them and send you perfectly 'no guaranteed' items of your choice (or the special NUTT(TM)(grab bag!(TM)()

ANTIGUARANTEE!!!



We're not trying to tell you what to do,
 or trying to be 'clever' or 'funny' (tm)
 though it may seem that way...
a good-bad shaman stays away
 from teaching and preaching
 to the masses.(TM)
( Maybe just to a 'significant initiate' (tm)
 or two. Fully for kicks though